So here goes.
Transformers. Bring me as many of these as you can, Santa. Sometimes I run out of ways to transform dull first drafts into inspiring copy.
Stinky the Garbage Truck. I can use this to haul off the ideas I come up with that my clients reject.
Spy Net Video Watch. I can use this super-special watch to keep tabs on competitors. But, more importantly, I can use it to show up on time for appointments.
High School Musical 3 Game. I want to relive high school this way. My actual high school was more like the Revenge of the Nerds 3 Game.
Speedster Fire Truck. I need this to rescue the numerous clients I have who are too busy to notice their hair is on fire.
Thank you, Santa.
If you bring me all these things, I promise, promise, promise to be good.
