Appeared on phones a Tweet so eerie,
'Twas hard to think it really real.
Nonetheless, the missive's source,
Not knowing he was truly coarse,
Had pushed it out like some football score.
It revealed a strange alliance
(the GOP and a kitchen appliance)
Which no one knew of heretofore;
Only this and nothing more.
His firm moved fast to hit delete,
But not before the tasteless Tweet
Had whirled about the Twittersphere.
The guy was sacked without delay.
Now he's polishing his resume;
Wants work as a Social Media Connoisseur.
But a big bird's Tweet predicted his chances
Of a future job and steady advances
Are worse in fact than very poor:
Twote the Raven, "Nevermore."
