Scale your brand's voice…
Master the social networks…
And pocket more money than you ever thought possible!
No kidding.
Content will rock your bottom line.
But, you ask… How?
How do I rock my content?
1. A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Is your goal to grab millions of eyeballs? Stuff your stuff with keywords.
2. If you can’t dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
Great content takes hard work. Why bother?
3. You can fool some of the people some of the time—and that’s enough to make a decent living.
Every platform delivers a different audience, so repackage every piece of content you create. But don't spend a lot time at it.
4. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Cheery content's contagious, so publish drivel daily before 9 am. Then head to the beach and relax.
5. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Don't discriminate: treat all audiences with the same low level of respect. Pretend you're United Airlines.
6. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Fail fast, fail forward.
7. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Take the 6 rules above.
Rinse.
Repeat.
And have a happy April 1, my rich friend.