It's only words and words are all I have to take your heart away.
— Barry Gibb
A stickler for words, I draw the line when you coin words to spare a group of people hurt feelings.
I'm not advocating the use of slurs and vulgarisms.
I refer to euphemisms.
Euphemisms are so Victorian.
They couldn't mention the bathroom. They had to say restroom.
They couldn't mention pants, only unmentionables.
I'll take dysphemisms—straight talk—over euphemisms any day.
Dog house over pet lodge.
Stock market crash over equity retreat.
Kill over pacify.
Winters, who suffered from bipolar disorder, was never committed to the psychiatric ward.
He was sent to the rubber room.
Euphemisms are useful, of course, when we need to discuss taboo subjects or wish to shield others from unnecessary sorrow.
They function in these instances as "verbal escape hatches."
But I lose patience with euphemisms when they're used dishonestly, whether by governments, corporations, political parties, or do-gooders.
When you say you plan revenue enhancements, do you think I don't know you mean higher taxes?
When you say new family size, do you think I don't know you shrank the amount of product in your package?
When you say climate change, do you think I don't know Earth's atmosphere is getting hotter?
When you say we need to aid the unhoused, do your think I don't know you mean the homeless?
Give me a break.