Friday, December 31, 2021

Pronoun Police


The pronoun is one of the most terrifying masks man has invented.

― John Fowles

Goodly readers on occasion complain that my old-school use of pronouns and impatience with pronouns of choice reveal insensitivity and bias.

Under the hot lights of these pronoun police, I'll admit, I'd probably cop a plea.

But for the moment suffice it to say my one true bias is a bias for brevity.

Brevity speeds communication; and life's too short to stuff a mushroom.

But, incisive as it is, brevity almost always ruffles feathers. 

By fostering favoritism, brevity can't help but trigger the aggrieved.
  • Men at work. 
  • Boys will be boys. 
  • Drama queen.
  • All men are created equal.
We could easily enough scrub favoritism from these phrases, but what value would we really add?
  • Proletariats laboring up ahead.
  • Youths will behave as they frequently do.
  • Histrionic person.
  • All human beings either are created equal or turn out that way due to randomized instances of syngamy.
I wish I could be as cheery about our current obsession with wokish circumlocution as the linguist John McWhorter, who recently applauded this sentence:
  • The boy wants to see a picture of herself.
"There are times when the language firmament shifts under people’s feet," he wrote in The New York Times. "They get through it."


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