Tuesday, August 17, 2021

The Cats of War


Any citizen should be willing to give all that
he has to give in times of crisis.

— Eleanor Roosevelt

We spoil our kitties today. 

Spoil them rotten.

We spend $34 billion a year on their food alone—most of that wet food.

We serve our kitties beef, chicken, duck, turkey, rabbit, and fish. 

We serve them pâtés, chunks, chunks with gravy, chunks with broth, flaked, sliced, shredded, ground, semi-moist, dehydrated, raw, boiled, lightly boiled, steamed, lightly steamed, healthy, organic, natural, locally grown, gluten-free, grain-finished, cage-free, grass-fed, free-range, sustainably caught, non-allergenic, prescription-only, adult, lean, and vegan.

Our kitties are pussies.

The kitties of World War II were sterner stuff, the sort of tough felines you'd want around during a cat-astrophe.

They accepted sacrifice for a noble cause, and did so willingly.

Canned cat food had only just come onto the pet-food market when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor.

FDR (a dog owner) didn't pussyfoot around. He immediately mandated rationing, deeming cans "essential" and cat food "non-essential."

And so America's cats were dealt a double-blow.

Besides table scraps and mice, canned food was all they had known

Ron in 2021: What, me sacrifice? 
Now, the Axis was denying them that necessity.

But did cats complain about rationing? 

No! Like all good citizens, these purry patriots threw themselves, head to tail, into the US war effort.

The munched on mice and tables scraps for the duration—never protesting, never complaining, never losing the courage to go on.

Now that's pawsative thinking.

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