A man's name, which is supposed to be just the sound for who he is, can be an augur of what he will do.
— William Faulkner
The Kardashians would do well to remember McLuhan when naming their unborn.
In 1976, The Paris Review published a 14-page book entitled How to Name Your Baby, said to be among the most highly stolen books in history.
The book comprised a "gallimaufry of actual names" purportedly assembled by a "worldwide network of correspondents" in order to help parents avoid the "lifeless" when choosing a baby's name.
Among my favorite names in the book are:
- Brooklyn Bridge
- Cigar Stubbs
- Halloween Buggage
- July August September
- Katz Meow
- Moon Unit Zappa
- Positive Jackson
- Rosetta Stone
- Welcome Darling
Absent from How to Name Your Baby is my all-time favorite name, Capability Brown.
Christened Lancelot by his parents, Capability earned his name by praising clients' yards not as yards, but "capabilities," by which he meant opportunities for dining, meditation, sports, and recreation.