Anyone can go in, but it is not everyone who can go out.
― Charles Dickens, Little Dorrit
Bernie Sanders only says free college should be everyone's right; Donald Trump is guaranteeing it is.
Inmates of London's Marshalsea―enshrined in the novels of Charles Dickens―liked to call the brutal debtors' prison "the college."
And where there are profits to be made, you'll find Trump.
So, parents, celebrate!
College lies in every child's future.