Here's to the bootstrappers, those entrepreneurs who make do on a shoestring. They sustain the American Dream.
Here's to the bootleggers, the copycats who ride the backs of first-movers and make them look good.
And here's to the bootlickers, without whose undying service there'd be no room for bootstrapping or bootlegging.
It doesn't much matter which pair you wear, but only that others will ask, "Who'll fill her boots when she's gone?"