Biden's weekend visits to Delaware, as widely reported, are an irritant to local drivers, who get trapped in hour-long backups as he's chauffeured to and from his Greenville home.
A private train could solve the problem.
Just as the commander-in-chief boards Air Force One for flights to Europe, he could board Amtrak One for hops to Delaware.
It would perfectly suit his reputation as a loyal rider—Biden rode Amtrak every day for 36 years—and unflagging champion of rail travel.
Please feel free to forward this blog post to the Oval Office, if you have any inside contacts there. I'd do it myself, but so far I've had little success at influencing White House policy.
Could be my taste in old TV shows.