We'll get you through your children!
Poetry slams were all the rage at the time, and this one promised to be a whopper: a day-long marathon of readings and reminiscences starring slam poetry's originals, the bards of the Beat Generation (the living ones, anyway).
My kids—by far, the youngest listeners in the auditorium—seemed reasonably attentive and were, thank goodness, exceptionally well behaved throughout.
It probably helped that we went for lunch to the museum cafeteria, where they could eat hot dogs and potato chips.
Did the Beats "get me" through my children?