In fact, I can't take anything, anymore.
Our president is a failed reality TV star; our first lady, a Slovenian call girl.
Our cabinet secretaries oppose the missions of the departments they run.
The secretary running the largest one (Health & Human Services) flies at our expense on luxury planes every week to stay at his vacation homes.
The Secretary of Education encourages serial rapists.
Nincompoops (a shock jock, a wedding planner, a fashion model, a golf caddie, a shoe importer) run key federal organizations.
Our lawmakers believe nonsense (the earth is 6,000 years old, global warming is a hoax, contraception causes cancer, all Muslims are terrorists).
They also hope to deny you government-backed healthcare insurance, while they enjoy the same.
You're expected to honor both the flag and the rights of Nazis.
Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and the Roosevelt cousins may be rolling in their graves. But not me. I'm laughing at the comedy.
The calendar's no longer a calendar. It's the almanac of American decline.
